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A funny record collector T-shirt for crate diggers, music lovers, DJs and anyone whose record collection has gathered a little more dust than they'd like to admit. Featuring exclusive STATIC STEVE artwork from CRATE CREATURES™ • Series 01 by Groove Diggers Club™, this bold character tee celebrates dusty record shelves, forgotten classics and the endless battle against static and grime. Whether you're rescuing old records from garage sales, cleaning treasured albums or rebuilding your collection one crate at a time, this premium graphic T-shirt is made for people who know every record deserves another spin. Designed for collectors, DJs and music lovers alike, it's a conversation-starting tee inspired by the records that refuse to stay forgotten.
STATIC STEVE
Steve always said he'd clean his records...
...tomorrow.
Tomorrow became next week.
Next week became next year.
Eventually the dust took over.
His shelves collapsed into him.
The static fused him to his collection.
Now he wanders the crates with a record brush in one hand, anti-static spray in the other, forever searching for albums that are somehow even dustier than he is.
Some collections gather dust.
Steve became part of his.
Featuring STATIC STEVE from Groove Diggers Club™ | CRATE CREATURES™ • Series 01 • CC-05
Inspired by record stores, late-night listening sessions, underground music culture and the obsessive characters found wherever music is collected, played and discovered, each CRATE CREATURES™ design captures a different personality from deep inside the Groove Diggers universe.
MEET THE REST OF THE CRATE CREATURES™
• Headbanger Harry
• White Label Wayne
• Crate Crawler Craig
• Stylus Sam
• Maximus Volume
• Headphone Hannah
• Turntable Tess
• Vinyl Vicki
• Disco Debbie
• Cratie Catie
• Cassette Cassie
Every character has their own story.
Every collector has their favourite.
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
• Bold front print featuring exclusive Static Steve artwork
• Distinctive stitched-style character name patch
• Premium soft feel for all-day comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit—easy to wear every day
• Perfect for crate diggers, record collectors, DJs and music lovers
THE VIBE
• Dusty classics
• Static forever
• Lost grooves
QUALITY
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Side-seamed, tailored unisex fit
• Premium DTG print designed to last
• Produced using eco-friendly processes
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean